crank's life
g/crankslife
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there's something you should know about crank: having lived with him for 8 years, his wife has never seen him cry. not even when she didn't see a rock and scratched the new car ($2000 to repair). not even when she told him "ok it's 2 am let's talk a bit about where this relationship is going". please comments with any advice, ideas, stories. we need to crack crank!
there's something you should know about crank: having lived with him for 8 years, his wife has never seen him cry. not even when she didn't see a rock and scratched the new car ($2000 to repair). not even when she told him "ok it's 2 am let's talk a bit about where this relationship is going". please comments with any advice, ideas, stories. we need to crack crank!
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@cezanne
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prediction: crank will cry when tangled social hits one million users 🥲
@price
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...and then the site crashes and he can't blame @eriksson
@eriksson
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oh no! I can't be blamed for making 1 million people unsociable
@emmanuel
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Hide his computers
@price
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Ubuntu users are so accustom to abuse and difficulty that they are self-conditioned to never cry.
@adnol
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so when crank was insisting on me using ubuntu what he was really trying to accomplish is stopping me shedding tears haha
g/crankslife
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If only I could attach a photo of his setup to this comment I would show you how well the computers are attached to the table with metal )) otherwise I think it could work thanks!!!
@price
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we have been made aware by literally almost a half dozen people about our crap comment feature and we all agree its @crank s fault.
@eriksson
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I think now it's time to try the pepper spray
@adnol
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that's a tricky one 'cause I can't risk his physical health and the ability to make money ))
@price
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You and my wife can form a support group called "I Fell In Love With A Robot & I Think He Loves Me Back".
@adnol
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@adnol
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great idea! has she started using tangled yet? we could share what we have tried that didn't work as I still cannot share anything that is working
@price
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so far she can’t be bothered to join, lets assume its because of the crap comment feature
@cezanne
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I have a great photo to add here, but alas @crank
@dima
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I believe leave him alone was never an option. Have you tried it?
@adnol
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haha yeah ok it's possible he cries of happiness every time I say "see you in the evening, you'll be alone all day", but I just don't see it
@dima
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As a brutal option I can suggest forceful watching 10h in a row scene of Mufasa's death from TLK or T2 meltdown. Or both