So I was thinking about this today. Enshiteification.
I probably won't be lucky enough to afford a brand new expensive van. I live in the staff accommodation of the businesses that I work for that intentionally pays me less than half of the areas living wage so I literally can't afford to leave. Because of that I probably won't have to worry about whatever piece of crap I can't afford without loans being stolen because it'll already look awful.
Buuut...If I WAS lucky enough for the gods to have enough mercy (or pity) for me that I could somehow suddenly afford a band new van. What are some ways I can make it look like a shitty van so it doesn't get stolen or broken into? Superficial exterior cosmetic alterations that would turn away most would-be thieves.
Oh and most importantly, alterations that also won't get me pulled over or ticketed. #lifestyle