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We've made a luxury bathroom break tracker that calculates…

We've made a luxury bathroom break tracker that calculates how much Super Bowl ad money you're "flushing"

While neuroscientists spent 8 months studying your brain for $8M commercials,

We built an open source app to track your 3-minute bathroom break impact.

Features:

\- Real-time ad spend calculations

\- THREE.js 3D renders (brain, toilet, crown, car)

\- Vintage luxury aesthetic (because toilet humor deserves elegance)

\- "Certified Flush Receipt" you can share



Not a boycott. Just math. Just nature calling at inconvenient (for advertisers) times.

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