TIFU by trying to be smart You know what? It's not the first time I've had this FU. I thought I knew better than this. I went to the gym this morning and had a nice workout. Great. This is a good start to the day. My FU is when I came home and decided I wanted to have a protein shake with my breakfast. And with breakfast I almost always have a cup of coffee. I am an engineer. And my engineering brain is very lazy and hates doing dishes. Instead of making a separate protein drink, I looked at my hot cup of morning Joe and smiled like an idiot as I dumped a full scoop of vanilla protein powder in there. Tastes great. But given maybe 10 minutes, my stomach starts to sound like a stampede of bulls. I'll spare yall the details, but know that I was in constant fear of sharting myself during my morning meaning. Thankfully I work from home and was being very careful to mute my microphone, but I'm pretty sure some of my neighbors heard my struggling. Tldr I mixed coffee and protein powder and got immediate explosive diarrhea.