Every Biology teacher before teaching that chapter - ‘ If someone is found laughing or giggling, They will be sent out’ (‘You Perverts’)
Every Games Teacher - ‘Even If you can’t speak English properly, try to speak in English only’ (‘The way I keep screwing it’)
Every Hindi Teacher - ‘Silently keep reading the chapter and Le’me do my work Silently’ (‘Taking a peaceful Nap’)
Every Physics Teacher - ‘As your English Teacher is absent today I will take this period too’ (‘Let me keep Trajectory of these Derivations tangentially going over your heads’)
Every Chemistry Teacher - ‘Whoever breaks a single Test tube, Burette or Pippete will be Fined’ (‘Assuming You all are already Avogadros’)
Every Maths Teacher - ‘Lines should be drawn Straight using Scales’ (‘Because even I don’t know what’s the use of a Set Square’)