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Do u ever Imagine what happens if u switch Religions?
On Earth: A Muslim converts to Hinduism.
Scenes at Islam Office in the sky:
Manager: Damn, someone just unsubscribed our religion. Call the marketing department!
*Call gets connected to marketing department*
Manager: What the hell is going on? Can't you do your job properly as a salesperson? One Muslim just got converted into Hindu.
Marketing guy: Ehh...I am sorry sir. I tried my best to instill fear in the name of religion so that no one dares to go against us. I divided humans into muslims and non muslims while giving superior position to muslims so that non muslims also join us but I failed sir.
Manager: Now don't eat my head and prepare all the formalities. Transfer his file to the adjacent Hinduism office and now when he will die, their afterlife version will be applicable. Whatever he pray will not reach us and Hinduism methods will be applicable. Prepare documents and I will get them duly signed by Allah. Also, give me his feeback form.
Feedback form: Well it was nice to be in your religion for some time. It’s just that the brotherhood concept suffocated me. I start seeing non muslims as inferiors, primitives whose life value was less when compared with Muslims. I wondered who’s actually primitive? The ones who believe that the creator created the whole Universe and divided his own creation on the basis of they & us or the ones who believe that this world is one family ?
On Earth: 15 low caste Hindus converts to Islam
Scenes at Hindusim Office in the sky:
Manager: Wait what? Mass unsubscription? So many thoughts of schools and philosophies catering to every Human imagination but still, people are leaving? Where is the marketing guy?
*Call gets connected to marketing department*
Marketing guy: Well, mass unsubscription is going in full swing because for every human, his/her dignity is greater than anything else. The caste system is so much embedded that no matter how much marketing/advertisements of being the greatest & oldest religion we do, some from the upper caste never fail to embarass us by oppressing those born in lower castes and thus fulfilling their individual complexes.
Manager: Damn, time to mail all the documents and files to Allah and—
Marketing guy: Uh, wait sir. One of them just died after being beaten by upper caste policemen for a theft he never did. Now the issue is, will he be cremated as per Hindu tradition or buried as per Islam?
Manager: Don’t worry, the policemen will throw his body in some dustbin for scavenger’s dinner. Damn, caste is such a tragic and cavemen mindset. As an upper caste guy, I condemn it.
Marketing guy: Exactly sir but I am happy that even after being from a lower caste, I am working here with you.
Manager: Damn, why didn’t you tell this before? Now I’ll have to bath 9 times with holy water.
On Earth: A Christian becomes an atheist.
Scenes at Christianity Office in the sky:
Manager: Weird, why so many atheists are coming out of Christianity?
Marketing guy: Told ya, when the modern science doesn’t take the concept of God seriously, aren’t we some sort of genuises to propagate the concept of son of a God? Also, 7 days to create this world which is filled with hatred, extremism, war, discrimination, crimes, etc.? Dude you could have taken 8 or 9 or 10 days but atleast created a better product.
Manager: Stop spitting logic. Logic is an enemy of all the religions in this world. Now the issue is, where do we have to tranfer her files and documents? To whom do atheists believe or worship?
Marketing guy: Well any belief which is blind , rigid and doesn’t keeps the concept of freethinking/open mindedness in it or doesn’t accepts humor/criticism, comes under the purview of religion. No need to attach any supernatural being or divinity with it. So I guess atheism is a new religion and their God must be attending some personality and confidence development classes/lectures .
Manager: Why?
Manager: Well because he doesn’t believes in himself?
Manager: (-_-)
~ faisal
Te Amo ❤️
On Earth: A Muslim converts to Hinduism.
Scenes at Islam Office in the sky:
Manager: Damn, someone just unsubscribed our religion. Call the marketing department!
*Call gets connected to marketing department*
Manager: What the hell is going on? Can't you do your job properly as a salesperson? One Muslim just got converted into Hindu.
Marketing guy: Ehh...I am sorry sir. I tried my best to instill fear in the name of religion so that no one dares to go against us. I divided humans into muslims and non muslims while giving superior position to muslims so that non muslims also join us but I failed sir.
Manager: Now don't eat my head and prepare all the formalities. Transfer his file to the adjacent Hinduism office and now when he will die, their afterlife version will be applicable. Whatever he pray will not reach us and Hinduism methods will be applicable. Prepare documents and I will get them duly signed by Allah. Also, give me his feeback form.
Feedback form: Well it was nice to be in your religion for some time. It’s just that the brotherhood concept suffocated me. I start seeing non muslims as inferiors, primitives whose life value was less when compared with Muslims. I wondered who’s actually primitive? The ones who believe that the creator created the whole Universe and divided his own creation on the basis of they & us or the ones who believe that this world is one family ?
On Earth: 15 low caste Hindus converts to Islam
Scenes at Hindusim Office in the sky:
Manager: Wait what? Mass unsubscription? So many thoughts of schools and philosophies catering to every Human imagination but still, people are leaving? Where is the marketing guy?
*Call gets connected to marketing department*
Marketing guy: Well, mass unsubscription is going in full swing because for every human, his/her dignity is greater than anything else. The caste system is so much embedded that no matter how much marketing/advertisements of being the greatest & oldest religion we do, some from the upper caste never fail to embarass us by oppressing those born in lower castes and thus fulfilling their individual complexes.
Manager: Damn, time to mail all the documents and files to Allah and—
Marketing guy: Uh, wait sir. One of them just died after being beaten by upper caste policemen for a theft he never did. Now the issue is, will he be cremated as per Hindu tradition or buried as per Islam?
Manager: Don’t worry, the policemen will throw his body in some dustbin for scavenger’s dinner. Damn, caste is such a tragic and cavemen mindset. As an upper caste guy, I condemn it.
Marketing guy: Exactly sir but I am happy that even after being from a lower caste, I am working here with you.
Manager: Damn, why didn’t you tell this before? Now I’ll have to bath 9 times with holy water.
On Earth: A Christian becomes an atheist.
Scenes at Christianity Office in the sky:
Manager: Weird, why so many atheists are coming out of Christianity?
Marketing guy: Told ya, when the modern science doesn’t take the concept of God seriously, aren’t we some sort of genuises to propagate the concept of son of a God? Also, 7 days to create this world which is filled with hatred, extremism, war, discrimination, crimes, etc.? Dude you could have taken 8 or 9 or 10 days but atleast created a better product.
Manager: Stop spitting logic. Logic is an enemy of all the religions in this world. Now the issue is, where do we have to tranfer her files and documents? To whom do atheists believe or worship?
Marketing guy: Well any belief which is blind , rigid and doesn’t keeps the concept of freethinking/open mindedness in it or doesn’t accepts humor/criticism, comes under the purview of religion. No need to attach any supernatural being or divinity with it. So I guess atheism is a new religion and their God must be attending some personality and confidence development classes/lectures .
Manager: Why?
Manager: Well because he doesn’t believes in himself?
Manager: (-_-)
~ faisal
Te Amo ❤️
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