Yesterday, my daughter told me she had put a bead in her ear about 6 months ago. I doubted this claim, because she's had a checkup since then, and every scrape or boo boo needs to be shared.
It was the world's second worst guessing game The worst guessing game is "chocolate or not". The second worst is - is my kid making this up, or do we take her to the doctor, and potentially the ER.
Two doctors appointments and $600 later, the bead has been freed. My opinion of her intelligence decreased, but her credibly increased. #fun source