If your mobile could talk to you, what would it say?
What the hell do you expect me to work for two hours with a ten per cent battery?
STOP SCROLLING THROUGH THE THREE APPS YOU HAVE.
Leave me alone and stop reading those conversations you had seven months ago.
Can you please delete your face?
My gosh, you’re studying? Wow.
STOP BEING DELULU.
Please clean my storage, your pictures in the same pose in twenty different pictures are atrocious.
STOP USING NOTES.
Kindly, update me.
You wanna replace me? I was there for you when you had no one.
STOP TEXTING HIM, YOU’RE BEING ANNOYING.
I hate you.
Your screen time is higher than your grades.
Put on a damn profile picture on WhatsApp.
Why the hell you use Instagram, you wanna cry again with that relatable feed?
Instagram was okay, the hell you’re seeing YouTube shorts.
Are you alright? What’s up with your Google history?
I think you should go to a therapist, but your jokes won’t be funny anymore.
SLEEP EARLY BISH.
Why the hell are you stalking those people?
STOP DOWNLOADING RYAN’S AND SHAHRUKH KHAN’S PICTURES.
Your music taste is fabulous,
But again. you’re an idiot.
Don’t reply to hi’s and hello’s you freaking fool.