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The way my partner ate my cookie cake my grandma made me…

The way my partner ate my cookie cake my grandma made me for my birthday

My partner has been sick and they feel asleep at 5pm without eating dinner the other day and woke up in the middle of the night with a hunger. I walked into the kitchen around midnight to find them half naked hunched over this monstrosity.

I said “what’re you doing?” and they just ran. When I went for the light to see what they left behind they shouted “DON’T turn on the light!” As they darted back to bed. I’m living with a goblin

I’m not even mad they ate it, I don’t need to eat a leftover 12 inch cookie by myself, but wtf is this shit? They ate it like the godamn Cookie Monster, I couldn’t believe it.

(I still mushed all that shit together and ate it like a coco chip cookie ball, it was 🔥🤌🏻💯 grandma for the win)
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