I made a website that tells you if the Costco rotisserie chicken is still $4.99
That's it. That's the site. Red background, giant YES, updated regularly. The Costco rotisserie chicken has been $4.99 since 2009 - through a couple presidencies, a pandemic, my last 3 apartments, and whatever's happening with gas prices right now. If it ever changes, it flips to NO and you'll know society has collapsed. #entertainment source