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Some funniest quotes by footballers and gaffers!
Joao Felix;~This success has helped me a lot, especially with girls. They send me nàked pictures all the time.
Balotelli;~ They didnt get angry when I took my shirt off and celebrated. They saw my physique and got jealous.
Eric Cantona;~I might have said that, but on the whole I talk a lot of rubbish.
The Special One (Jose Mourinho);~[God] must really think I’m a great guy.
The Special One (Jose Mourinho);~Young players are like melons. Only when you open and taste the melon are you 100% sure that the melon is good.
Former England striker Peter Crouch was asked in an interview what he would be if he wasn’t a footballer. Peter Crouch: “A virgin.”
Arsene Wenger;~I tried to watch the Tottenham match on television in my hotel, but I fell asleep.
Ian Holloway;~"I love Blackpool. We’re very similar. We both look better in the dark!”.
Henry Redknapp;~“I sorted out the team formation last night lying in bed with the wife. When your husband’s as ugly as me, you’d only want to talk football in bed.”
Super Frankie Lampard;~Makaleke is normally a one-in-ten man. Most players score nine out of ten, but he misses nine out of ten.”
My Zaddy (Zlatan Ibrahimovic);~One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
Joey Barton;~Neymar is the Kim Kardashian of football. He is not at the level of Ronaldo and Messi, and there are many other players in front of him. Neymar, more than a football phenomenon, is an advertising phenomenon, like the Kardashians.
Krzysztof Piątek;~I had no idea who my teammates at Genoa were when I signed. So I turned on my PlayStation and looked them up on FIFA.
Pato;~I entered AC Milan's locker room at 17. Ronaldo gave me a Playboy magazine and said 'be in my group or in Kaka’s (the religious one).
Dimitar Berbatov;~You have to be gentle with the ball like you are gentle with a woman.
The Special One (Jose Mourinho) on VAR;~Only thieves can complain about the introduction of security Cameras!
Dimitar Berbatov;~When I stood in the tunnel as a united player, I saw Ronaldo, Giggs, Scholes, Neville, Vidic, Rio, Evra, Van De Sar. Then I looked at the opponents. They were already beaten.
My Zaddy (Zlatan Ibrahimovic);~"Only God knows who will go through."
Reporter: "It's hard to ask him."
My Zaddy;~"You're talking to him."
My Zaddy (Zlatan Ibrahimovic);~"I didn't injure you on purpose and you know that. If you accuse me again I'll break both your legs, and that time it will be on purpose."
My Zaddy (Zlatan Ibrahimovic);~First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.” Describing how he twisted the blood of Liverpool’s Stephane Henchoz.
Joao Felix;~This success has helped me a lot, especially with girls. They send me nàked pictures all the time.
Balotelli;~ They didnt get angry when I took my shirt off and celebrated. They saw my physique and got jealous.
Eric Cantona;~I might have said that, but on the whole I talk a lot of rubbish.
The Special One (Jose Mourinho);~[God] must really think I’m a great guy.
The Special One (Jose Mourinho);~Young players are like melons. Only when you open and taste the melon are you 100% sure that the melon is good.
Former England striker Peter Crouch was asked in an interview what he would be if he wasn’t a footballer. Peter Crouch: “A virgin.”
Arsene Wenger;~I tried to watch the Tottenham match on television in my hotel, but I fell asleep.
Ian Holloway;~"I love Blackpool. We’re very similar. We both look better in the dark!”.
Henry Redknapp;~“I sorted out the team formation last night lying in bed with the wife. When your husband’s as ugly as me, you’d only want to talk football in bed.”
Super Frankie Lampard;~Makaleke is normally a one-in-ten man. Most players score nine out of ten, but he misses nine out of ten.”
My Zaddy (Zlatan Ibrahimovic);~One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
Joey Barton;~Neymar is the Kim Kardashian of football. He is not at the level of Ronaldo and Messi, and there are many other players in front of him. Neymar, more than a football phenomenon, is an advertising phenomenon, like the Kardashians.
Krzysztof Piątek;~I had no idea who my teammates at Genoa were when I signed. So I turned on my PlayStation and looked them up on FIFA.
Pato;~I entered AC Milan's locker room at 17. Ronaldo gave me a Playboy magazine and said 'be in my group or in Kaka’s (the religious one).
Dimitar Berbatov;~You have to be gentle with the ball like you are gentle with a woman.
The Special One (Jose Mourinho) on VAR;~Only thieves can complain about the introduction of security Cameras!
Dimitar Berbatov;~When I stood in the tunnel as a united player, I saw Ronaldo, Giggs, Scholes, Neville, Vidic, Rio, Evra, Van De Sar. Then I looked at the opponents. They were already beaten.
My Zaddy (Zlatan Ibrahimovic);~"Only God knows who will go through."
Reporter: "It's hard to ask him."
My Zaddy;~"You're talking to him."
My Zaddy (Zlatan Ibrahimovic);~"I didn't injure you on purpose and you know that. If you accuse me again I'll break both your legs, and that time it will be on purpose."
My Zaddy (Zlatan Ibrahimovic);~First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.” Describing how he twisted the blood of Liverpool’s Stephane Henchoz.
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