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Lamborghini announces to crypto bros "No Returns on Lambos"
Lamborghini is telling Crypto Bros that they can't return used Lambos just because the crypto market is tanking.
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As prices begun to fall this morning many who believed the market could only go up from here are coming to the hard realization that we seem to be in some sort of global recession.
Mike (a self proclaimed crypto bro):
>I didn't know the whole economy thing was doing really bad. I bough bitcoin and it's been going up and everything looked green but now it started falling and I had already taken out all these loans which I have to pay interest on and I'm not sure what to do. I tried taking my lime green Lambo back to the dealership but they wont take it, they kept saying something about personal responsibility whatever that means.
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Wendy's on of the most popular places for these crypto bros to work at has also announced that they are hiring capacity, no more jobs for crypto bros.
https://preview.redd.it/jnhtm40jtrma1.png?width=596&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=fc0c8fbe2c166a9015ec4ace5cbaecfb892d27e5
Luckily for Mike and others like him McDonald's has announced that they are willing to help.
McDonald's corporate:
>We will hire anybody as long as you are willing to work for minimum wage with no overtime and no complaining or looking at charts.
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https://preview.redd.it/505dxktstrma1.png?width=596&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=b83be3c364f16f287adc26018a55ad497ce66be5
If you are interested in the McDonald's position, you better move fast because as of the writing of this post they are close to their limit. I'm sorry I've got to finish this post now my manager says I'm up on the fry station, good luck guys.
Lamborghini is telling Crypto Bros that they can't return used Lambos just because the crypto market is tanking.
​
https://preview.redd.it/p9o2fxrdtrma1.png?width=596&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=d05cfacc87f4c724c03f20f462386d649d67b9fc
As prices begun to fall this morning many who believed the market could only go up from here are coming to the hard realization that we seem to be in some sort of global recession.
Mike (a self proclaimed crypto bro):
>I didn't know the whole economy thing was doing really bad. I bough bitcoin and it's been going up and everything looked green but now it started falling and I had already taken out all these loans which I have to pay interest on and I'm not sure what to do. I tried taking my lime green Lambo back to the dealership but they wont take it, they kept saying something about personal responsibility whatever that means.
​
Wendy's on of the most popular places for these crypto bros to work at has also announced that they are hiring capacity, no more jobs for crypto bros.
https://preview.redd.it/jnhtm40jtrma1.png?width=596&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=fc0c8fbe2c166a9015ec4ace5cbaecfb892d27e5
Luckily for Mike and others like him McDonald's has announced that they are willing to help.
McDonald's corporate:
>We will hire anybody as long as you are willing to work for minimum wage with no overtime and no complaining or looking at charts.
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https://preview.redd.it/505dxktstrma1.png?width=596&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=b83be3c364f16f287adc26018a55ad497ce66be5
If you are interested in the McDonald's position, you better move fast because as of the writing of this post they are close to their limit. I'm sorry I've got to finish this post now my manager says I'm up on the fry station, good luck guys.
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