I was riding through harlesden, as one does. this tiny little bloke comes out of nowhere screaming for me to stop. I stopped before I realised that he was literally foaming at the mouth and he began to accuse me of stealing his friends bike, he demanded I get off the bike at once and give it back to him so he could return it to his friend - like the good and loyal citizen I'm sure he is. I declined and continued on, assuring him that if he wished to continue the conversation he would have to catch me. He began to charge , and I wished him luck. I rode on as I heard the echoes of "I'm gonna get you, you fat shit" . Well this fat shit has a bike mate, enjoy your jog. #local source