Person 1: Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Person 2: Because they make up everything!
Person 3: Well, I heard that electrons are always negative.
Person 4: Are you sure? I thought they were just a bit shellfish.
Person 5: No, no, no! Electrons are positive they're always buzzing with excitement!
Person 6: Oh, come on, guys! Let's not get charged up about it.