JOHN's Very Weird Valentineās Day It was 2:00 AM onā¦
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JOHN's Very Weird Valentineās Day
āIt was 2:00 AM on February 14th. I woke up in the ER covered in blood, freezing cold, and hurting everywhere.
āThings looked so bad that the doctors actually gave up. They looked at me and said, "Sorry, we can't save this one." My soul took that as a cue to leave, so I floated straight up to the Pearly Gates.
āBut instead of harps and music, I ran into an annoyed Saint Peter . He looked at me, crossed his arms, and shouted, "And where do you think you're going, fool?"
āI didn't blink. I looked him right in the eye and said, "Iām here to check if everything is in order. Iām the auditor God requested."
āSaint Peter looked confused. "Wait a minute," he muttered. He picked up a golden phone and called Jesus. "Hey, do we have an auditor coming in today?"
āI heard a sigh on the other end. Jesus told him, "Send him back! I haven't arranged everything yetāthe books are a mess!"
āSuddenly, I was back in my body in the hospital bed. I guess Iām too much of a headache even for Heaven.
āIt was 2:00 AM on February 14th. I woke up in the ER covered in blood, freezing cold, and hurting everywhere.
āThings looked so bad that the doctors actually gave up. They looked at me and said, "Sorry, we can't save this one." My soul took that as a cue to leave, so I floated straight up to the Pearly Gates.
āBut instead of harps and music, I ran into an annoyed Saint Peter . He looked at me, crossed his arms, and shouted, "And where do you think you're going, fool?"
āI didn't blink. I looked him right in the eye and said, "Iām here to check if everything is in order. Iām the auditor God requested."
āSaint Peter looked confused. "Wait a minute," he muttered. He picked up a golden phone and called Jesus. "Hey, do we have an auditor coming in today?"
āI heard a sigh on the other end. Jesus told him, "Send him back! I haven't arranged everything yetāthe books are a mess!"
āSuddenly, I was back in my body in the hospital bed. I guess Iām too much of a headache even for Heaven.
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Naalala ko si Tuseran PuzzleRush, asan na kaya Yun?š§š¤š¤š¤š¤Hahaha gusto ko lang Sabihin sayo Hi and hello kumusta ka na ha haha š
Nagpapagaling pa.
Sanay akong palagibg mali
Pero nung maaksidente ako, dun pa lang ako nagkaroon ng maraming tama.
Sanay akong palagibg mali
Pero nung maaksidente ako, dun pa lang ako nagkaroon ng maraming tama.
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Hahhahaa pero ansakit naman ng Tama na yan , sa motor ba aksidente? Hahaha Marites nganišāļø
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£Heaven rejected youšāļøIt is not just yet time hahaha
Hahahhaa sa dahon na lang kawayan kakapit Yung sa pinakatuktik mag aala Ninja muna šššš
