THE PROFESSOR AND THE SAILOR.. Many years ago a professor hired a sailor in the middle of water,the professor started conversation with the sailor... About ten minutes later there was total silence Prof :asked do you know biology? Sailor replied no. Prof :do you know ecology? Sailor :no Prof :do you know physiology, anthology,sociology , eschatology ,archaeology ..? Sailor :no no no no..... Prof :you this man what do you know in this world... This level of illiteracy is so worrisome man. Sailor : let me know sir ; do you know sharkology? Prof :no Sailor :do you know swimminology? Prof: no. Sailor : do you know drinkalogy, eatology , cryology ,crocodilogy ? Prof :no no no no.... Sailor then get ready ! You don't know all this prof. today you are in class for lectures...😁😁😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 We are starting from swimminology ... That's where you will see your guy guy - logy And explain to me the differences between "logies" in the water....