I asked ChatGPT to produce ‘The Onion’ headlines as if it was based in Pakistan. The results are quite amusing. "Islamabad residents shocked to learn that 'Faisal Mosque' is not actually named after a guy named Faisal" "New study reveals that 90% of traffic accidents in Pakistan caused by reckless goats" "Nation's leaders agree to disagree on whether or not they're actually leading" "Nation's population at risk as entire supply of 'dahi bhalla' mysteriously disappears" "Local man disappointed to learn he's not the only one pretending to know what's going on in government" "Government rebrands poverty as "budget-conscious lifestyle choice" "Experts agree: regardless of who wins election, country is screwed" "Government announces plan to reduce inflation by making rupee worthless"