I just got this crazy nice juicer with twin jumbo stainless steel grinders that creates its own magnetic field to rearrange water molecules for maximum extraction of vitamins and nutrients. It also has a Time Machine, which I will for sure be studying the owner’s manual on how to use so that I can go back in time and DIVERT before turning into Costco.
But am I buying the wrong things at Costco? Where’s the saving at - meats, dry foods, what?
The most expensive known line item was the big coffee bucket ($22 life units). Will have to locate the receipt. Maybe the lady accidentally charged me $39 for a bag of grapefruit. Or **was** it by accident….