1. I will call someone I secretly in love with FOUR. 2. WHY? - because like the word LOVE, it has four (4) letters too. Love is a common word among lovers, But FOUR is my special way of expressing it - something only I know the meaning of. The word love is often said and heard, but calling him FOUR makes it unique and personal. It's a secret code that holds deep meaning, known only to me.