LPT: Keep your bedsheets oriented with a safety pin in the center of the foot-end
So when you make your bed you know (a) which end is the foot end, (2) which side is up, and furthermore center the sheet so it drapes evenly on both sides of the mattress.
The safety pin can stay in the sheet permanently since it's stainless steel and won't rust, won't open with normal use, and won't hook onto or tear other laundry. #entertainment