The worst mathematical anomaly in the entire crypto…
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The worst mathematical anomaly in the entire crypto market.
I have discovered a flawless, mathematically proven law of the blockchain.
If I buy a token, it will immediately enter a 6-day accumulation phase of pure, agonizing sideways chop. If I finally sell that token out of boredom to rotate my capital, it will instantly print a 400% god candle the exact millisecond my transaction confirms. If I try to FOMO back in to catch the pump, it will immediately retrace 60%.
I am fully convinced the blockchain is sentient and its only algorithmic purpose is to maximize my personal psychological suffering.
#cryptocurrency
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I have discovered a flawless, mathematically proven law of the blockchain.
If I buy a token, it will immediately enter a 6-day accumulation phase of pure, agonizing sideways chop. If I finally sell that token out of boredom to rotate my capital, it will instantly print a 400% god candle the exact millisecond my transaction confirms. If I try to FOMO back in to catch the pump, it will immediately retrace 60%.
I am fully convinced the blockchain is sentient and its only algorithmic purpose is to maximize my personal psychological suffering.
#cryptocurrency
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