This is the first installment in a multi-part series of posts that will lovingly disqualify me from running for President of the United States 2028.
This is where I was in high school while you were at the Friday night party. Sandra asked me why I didn't go to any parties: first I was unaware that they even existed, second if I became aware I would have said "that sounds illegal" and gone back to my computer, third if you dropped me off at the party I would have looked around, had a panic attack and walked home.
The book that I was reading when I took this photo (the one below the shrine to The Epstein Class) is "How To Read And Understand The Financial News". I imagine the books in the shelf are about physics and electrical engineering.