Chocolate heart disappointment… My boyfriend and I…
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Chocolate heart disappointment…
My boyfriend and I celebrated Valentine’s Day early because of our work schedules, and he got me this Ferrero Collection heart with 20 chocolates.
I opened it like a Victorian child being handed a single orange on Christmas morning, because I was hunting for ONE thing: the cappuccino flavour. The undisputed champion. The Beyoncé of the box.
And what did I find?
ONE.
One cappuccino.
Out of TWENTY chocolates.
Ferrero really said: “Here’s a taste of happiness. Don’t get used to it.”
Meanwhile there are like 7 Raffaellos in there. SEVEN. Who authorized this? Who is the Raffaello fanbase and why do they have this much political power?
This feels less like a chocolate assortment and more like a psychological experiment. Like Ferrero wanted to teach me about loss.
I don’t blame my boyfriend. He is innocent in this. This is between me and Ferrero.
Photo attached as evidence for my class action lawsuit.
#entertainment
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My boyfriend and I celebrated Valentine’s Day early because of our work schedules, and he got me this Ferrero Collection heart with 20 chocolates.
I opened it like a Victorian child being handed a single orange on Christmas morning, because I was hunting for ONE thing: the cappuccino flavour. The undisputed champion. The Beyoncé of the box.
And what did I find?
ONE.
One cappuccino.
Out of TWENTY chocolates.
Ferrero really said: “Here’s a taste of happiness. Don’t get used to it.”
Meanwhile there are like 7 Raffaellos in there. SEVEN. Who authorized this? Who is the Raffaello fanbase and why do they have this much political power?
This feels less like a chocolate assortment and more like a psychological experiment. Like Ferrero wanted to teach me about loss.
I don’t blame my boyfriend. He is innocent in this. This is between me and Ferrero.
Photo attached as evidence for my class action lawsuit.
#entertainment
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