Get up
Everybody on the dance floor, come on
That means you too, Drake
Haha
Well, it’s Friday night, no plans, what’s new?
Caught doomscrolling memes, feels like déjà vu
Skipped work all week, now I’m in a mood
Elon keeps tweeting like he's got a clue
But anyway, every day’s the same old grind
Room lookin’ like a TikTok rewind
Try to explain, your friends say you’re fine
But it's time to drop a beat and free your mind
Let it roll, if you’re ready, we gon' start the show
Everybody worldwide, time to let it go
You can feel it in your fingers, feel it in your soul
Dance until your phone dies, here we go
Yeah, hopscotch, little do-si-do
Little bit of trap mixed with some disco
Everybody on the 'Gram’s gonna vibe to this
Shit, I’ll probably throw my back out after this, come on
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Everybody join together
Can you feel the viral beat?
Everywhere you see people laughing and
Dancing in the street
On the count of three, everybody do
The Zuckerberg Leap
One, two, three, follow me
Superman, Batman, Black Panther, whoa
Tripped, fell, landed on the CEO
Oops, dang, didn’t mean to steal the show
But I get it hype like no one in the feed, yo
Give me a beat, I’ll show you all a brand new move
All I need is Wi-Fi and some groove
Now stand back, fam, don’t try this at home
Ka-boom, click-boom, new dance zone
It’s a brand new craze, sweepin’ the nation
Anything else is just old simulation
Just make sure that you post it with flair
You can only do it once before it’s everywhere
It’s a crowd favorite, a party vibe
Better than the latest iOS update hype
So next time that you see grandma online
Hit her with a meme, watch her double-tap, fine
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Everybody join together
Can you feel the viral beat?
Everywhere you see people laughing and
Dancing in the street
On the count of three, everybody do
The Zuckerberg Leap
One, two, three, follow me
If your feed’s slow, just refresh the page
You’re scrollin’ and you can’t escape
It’s a brand new dance, this is my app anthem, I’m
Givin’ Zuck his NFTs and some ransom
I’ma have everybody jumpin’ to this
Taylor Swift in the front row pumpin’ her fists
With a simple little swipe and a flick of the wrist
A little snap of the neck, guess you’re on the list
You just sit back, grab a snack, and chill
And clap your hands and stomp your feet
Or stomp your hands and clap your feet
Swipe around 'til you lookin' for a bite to eat
You put your left swipe left, your right swipe right
Tilt your head back, start your selfie light
‘Til you see the lil’ pop, like what’s the hype?
Motherfudge, that’s the life, no fight, just swipe
So, party people, are you with me? What's the deal?
If you’re real, grab your phone, let’s seal the feel
If you wanna vibe just like the latest reel
Scrollin’ on a million dopamine thrills, come on
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Everybody join together
Can you feel the viral beat?
Everywhere you see people laughing and
Dancing in the street
On the count of three, everybody do
The Zuckerberg Leap
One, two, three, follow me (woo, woo)
Good morning, Elon
Or should I say X-man, as others have called me
Mark Zuckerberg here
You had better not troll me on Threads
Or I’ll out-meme your ass the minute you step in the Metaverse
Watch yourself, Elon
I’m watching you
Ah, holy shift