Anyone who has seen a three-year-old at 7:00 PM knows they have discovered the secret to cold fusion. The Alternative: A specialized playroom floor made of tiles that harvest the kinetic energy of "The little rockstars." The Output shiuld be enough to power and run a small city, or at least a very loud karaoke machine. The fuel source is prone to sudden, unexplained "meltdowns" and requires constant intake of chicken nuggets and lollipops. 😆