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Just got an exclusive business offer from a top AstraZeneca executive… through Yandex. Feeling rich already
Ah yes, it finally happened. After years of ignoring my inbox, a world-famous executive from AstraZeneca USA, Dr. Benedict Levi (who apparently uses a Yandex email for security reasons), has chosen ME… out of a billion people… to handle their super secret business operations in India.
Of course, it landed in my spam folder because Gmail clearly doesn’t understand high-level corporate partnerships 🤡. The email even says “awaiting your urgent respond,” so you know it’s legit.
Thank you Dr. Levi, I’ll be quitting my job tomorrow, booking a yacht, and awaiting my fortune. Totally not a scam, right?
Anyone else here also blessed by these billionaire executives sliding into your spam folder?
#business
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Ah yes, it finally happened. After years of ignoring my inbox, a world-famous executive from AstraZeneca USA, Dr. Benedict Levi (who apparently uses a Yandex email for security reasons), has chosen ME… out of a billion people… to handle their super secret business operations in India.
Of course, it landed in my spam folder because Gmail clearly doesn’t understand high-level corporate partnerships 🤡. The email even says “awaiting your urgent respond,” so you know it’s legit.
Thank you Dr. Levi, I’ll be quitting my job tomorrow, booking a yacht, and awaiting my fortune. Totally not a scam, right?
Anyone else here also blessed by these billionaire executives sliding into your spam folder?
#business
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