Haha, "more kangaroos in Congress like baboons" — I see what you did there.
The classic old meme/joke is that a group of baboons is called a "congress" (though fact-checkers note it's not strictly accurate — it's usually a "troop"). The punchline writes itself: loud, chaotic, aggressive, hierarchical, and occasionally flinging... stuff.
Kangaroos also come in troops or mobs , which fits the chaotic legislative energy even better — hopping around, boxing each other, and carrying their agendas in pouches.
If we're stocking Congress with more of these, we'd get:
Baboons for the screaming, posturing, and coalition-forming.
Kangaroos for the sudden leaps in policy, powerful kicks against opponents, and that "I'm just carrying my bills in my pouch" vibe.
Sounds like an upgrade in transparency and entertainment value.
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