few people here know but before I got married I was a slim heart-breaker. my wife then made me eat and now I am shy about taking swimming costume photos.
few people here know but before I got married I was a slim heart-breaker. my wife then made me eat and now I am shy about taking swimming costume photos.
this is me smiling because my wife finally cooked something i like - pirozhki p.s. google photo edited this image so well haha the grey food can be attractive maybe to zombies #smile
this is me smiling because my wife finally cooked something i like - pirozhki p.s. google photo edited this image so well haha the grey food can be attractive maybe to zombies #smile
hi guys! fun fact: did you know that crank's real name is Oleksii Olehovych? that's even without the surname! feel free to share your real names :)
hi guys! fun fact: did you know that crank's real name is Oleksii Olehovych? that's even without the surname! feel free to share your real names :)
@crank and @emmanuel conspiring to procure ice cream in Greece. For scale and reference, Emmanuel is not a small man.
@crank and @emmanuel conspiring to procure ice cream in Greece. For scale and reference, Emmanuel is not a small man.
and it worked!
and it worked!
you don't even need #marketplace to buy something on tangled.com! first ever use of tangled to buy a coffee:
you don't even need #marketplace to buy something on tangled.com! first ever use of tangled to buy a coffee:
there's something you should know about crank: having lived with him for 8 years, his wife has never seen him cry. not even when she didn't see a rock and scratched the new car ($2000 to repair). not even when she told him "ok it's 2 am let's talk a bit about where this relationship is going". please comments with any advice, ideas, stories. we need to crack crank!
there's something you should know about crank: having lived with him for 8 years, his wife has never seen him cry. not even when she didn't see a rock and scratched the new car ($2000 to repair). not even when she told him "ok it's 2 am let's talk a bit about where this relationship is going". please comments with any advice, ideas, stories. we need to crack crank!
guess what's happening here (photo taken this weekend). winner gets 30,000 mlx!
guess what's happening here (photo taken this weekend). winner gets 30,000 mlx!
When we've been to Egypt, my wife and I were doing snorkeling. At some point a crab decided that my wife's head is a nice island to take some rest. I assure you it is very difficult to understand that somebody is screaming when she has snorkeling tube in mouth. Next challenge is to understand why (because Mr. Crab was kind of black on dark hair) so it was pretty hard to notice. For long 15 seconds (half of life according to my wife) I didn't understand what's going on and thought she is just really impressed with beautiful corals and fish. Nobody wants to be thrown in water in the middle of the sea. So when I took it off her head it tried to swim back on (obviously because it was very nice island). And it succeeded! Have you ever seen in a cartoon like somebody jumps out of the water in the middle of the sea? I've seen it in real life! This time I was pretty sure that she is screaming. And why she is screaming. I had to politely ask Mr. Crab to go away, but he refused. After some negotiations I took it off and had to dive down to the bottom and leave it here, so it doesn't get back on that lovely island. Since then she consider crabs as mortal enemies. Photo of a slaughtered enemy and my lovely island attached.
When we've been to Egypt, my wife and I were doing snorkeling. At some point a crab decided that my wife's head is a nice island to take some rest. I assure you it is very difficult to understand that somebody is screaming when she has snorkeling tube in mouth. Next challenge is to understand why (because Mr. Crab was kind of black on dark hair) so it was pretty hard to notice. For long 15 seconds (half of life according to my wife) I didn't understand what's going on and thought she is just really impressed with beautiful corals and fish. Nobody wants to be thrown in...
during the weekend I had such a relaxing time with my kiddos. if anyone is interested, JYSK bag is sliding better, while IKEA is more robust. p.s. contributions to make the little ones happy by buying them real sledges are welcome!
during the weekend I had such a relaxing time with my kiddos. if anyone is interested, JYSK bag is sliding better, while IKEA is more robust. p.s. contributions to make the little ones happy by buying them real sledges are welcome!
who's missed this cutie?
who's missed this cutie?
We want CranksLife!
We want CranksLife!
ok ok you got it! here's the beard photo please don't hesitate to write other photo requests in the comments
ok ok you got it! here's the beard photo please don't hesitate to write other photo requests in the comments
so who wants to see my photo with flowers in my beard, please donate to this post. if it makes 5 million millix, you get the photo!
so who wants to see my photo with flowers in my beard, please donate to this post. if it makes 5 million millix, you get the photo!
when I work, I need to ensure Internet is stable. so here is a picture of me with a stick with a backpack with a wifi receiver.
when I work, I need to ensure Internet is stable. so here is a picture of me with a stick with a backpack with a wifi receiver.
I'm determined to make some money here. so I heard nudes are quite a thing nowadays... not sure I'm ready for those, but here is my sexy swimsuit
I'm determined to make some money here. so I heard nudes are quite a thing nowadays... not sure I'm ready for those, but here is my sexy swimsuit
you all know me as a hardworking professional, but i feel that now it's high time I showed the other side of my life. so here's me having fun with my kids and not missing the work at all
you all know me as a hardworking professional, but i feel that now it's high time I showed the other side of my life. so here's me having fun with my kids and not missing the work at all