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Shitty Life Pro Tips
A place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. Whether you want to let us know how glue can help out your hair or the quickest way to clog a public toilet, we're the place to post.
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SLPT: You'll never truly, fully, understand anything, so never criticize anything
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SLPT: Getting roasted at work all the time? Casually mention you're the boss's son.

Just a tiny little update to your origin story can totally change how colleagues perceive your awkward a$$.

Even Gretchen from Data doesn't report me to HR for flirting any more, now that she thinks I'm a big shot.

For added believability, do something like what I did where I went and shook Elon's hand when he visited my workplace. (I'm a janitor at the Giga factory)

Come up with newer details every day. The creative possiblities are endless!
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Performance may be temporary. Nepotism is forever.
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SLPT: nut now or forever hold your piece

Nut now on November first so you don't have to worry about breaking your record over the next 29 days
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