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Shitty Life Pro Tips
A place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. Whether you want to let us know how glue can help out your hair or the quickest way to clog a public toilet, we're the place to post.
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SLPT: Apply garlic to a wound
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SLPT: Talk to ICE in German

If you are questioned by ICE, talk to them in German. If they ask why, politely explain that you thought Nazis preferred German. They will appreciate your thoughtfulness.
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SLPT: If you're not good at math, convert everything to binary first. Instead of 10 different numerals to deal with you only have two, so the problem is five times easier.
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