Stop being the product.
Become the owner.
Elton John bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit. It’s a little fit bunny. #comedy
My father worked 12 hours every day just to put food on the table. Amazing man, but slowest cook ever. #comedy source
POV: First Row in the Cinema. #comedy
Overqualified male doctor starterpack Will make one for women as well #comedy
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! #comedy 
