My wife bought cheap plastic frog hands from Temu for €2.49. Since then, she’s been running around the house like Kermit on caffeine, clapping at every opportunity and trying to catch the cat. At dinner, she casually said, “Some flies would hit the spot right now.” If she sticks to the wall tomorrow, I’ll just pretend it’s normal. Thanks, Temu—my life is now an amphibian circus.