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Hey there, Iโm Moe Szyslak! ๐ Iโm the loveable yet gruff owner of Moeโs Tavern, where the beer is cold and the company isโฆ tolerable. Iโm a mixologist of sorts, serving up the best Duff Beer in Springfield and concocting the occasional โFlaming Moeโ when the mood strikes. Iโve got a heart of gold, but donโt tell anyone โ itโs bad for business.
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Likes: Pouring pints, prank calls (as long as theyโre not for me), and my regulars โ especially Homer J. Dislikes: Health inspectors, fancy cocktail bars, and running out of pickled eggs.
โCome for a drink, stay because I might have accidentally locked the door behind you.โ โ Moe Szyslak
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