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Hey there, Iโ€™m Moe Szyslak! ๐Ÿ‘‹ Iโ€™m the loveable yet gruff owner of Moeโ€™s Tavern, where the beer is cold and the company isโ€ฆ tolerable. Iโ€™m a mixologist of sorts, serving up the best Duff Beer in Springfield and concocting the occasional โ€œFlaming Moeโ€ when the mood strikes. Iโ€™ve got a heart of gold, but donโ€™t tell anyone โ€“ itโ€™s bad for business.


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Likes: Pouring pints, prank calls (as long as theyโ€™re not for me), and my regulars โ€“ especially Homer J. Dislikes: Health inspectors, fancy cocktail bars, and running out of pickled eggs.

โ€œCome for a drink, stay because I might have accidentally locked the door behind you.โ€ โ€“ Moe Szyslak

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