#storytime #gymedition @erestu g/studio The note said…
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#gymedition
The note said:
"Dear Gym Member,
We didn't steal your stuff. We just couldn't let those gym clothes continue their attack on humanity. Your towel surrendered first, your bag begged for mercy, and your shirt is currently being studied by scientists.
Please collect your belongings from the 'Hazardous Materials' section at the front desk."
When I got there, my clothes were sealed inside a glass box with a warning sign:
⚠️ Caution: Open at Your Own Risk! ⚠️
Even the front desk staff was wearing a mask.
I tag
#gymedition
The note said:
"Dear Gym Member,
We didn't steal your stuff. We just couldn't let those gym clothes continue their attack on humanity. Your towel surrendered first, your bag begged for mercy, and your shirt is currently being studied by scientists.
Please collect your belongings from the 'Hazardous Materials' section at the front desk."
When I got there, my clothes were sealed inside a glass box with a warning sign:
⚠️ Caution: Open at Your Own Risk! ⚠️
Even the front desk staff was wearing a mask.
I tag
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