Scientists have supposedly discovered a turtle that can fly faster than an airplane! βοΈπ’ The funniest part? It only flies when someone shouts, βFREE PIZZA!βππ
Rumor has it that a ginger cat wearing sunglasses has become the turtleβs official pilot. Together, they deliver pizza to people sleeping on rooftops! πΉπ
The turtle reportedly demanded a salary increase because the cat keeps eating its in-flight snacks! π€£π€£
Scientists are now investigating whether turtles can become the next airline company. Their first-class seats will be shells, and passengers must bring their own lettuce! π₯¬π