Offense Name: Illegal Possession of Too Much Cuteness Charges: Smiling without warning in public Causing strangers to lose anger mid-conversation Overloading social media with adorable behavior Incident Description: Suspect was caught being “innocently cute” in a highly distracting manner, resulting in multiple people forgetting what they were mad about. Verdict: Guilty of dangerously high levels of cuteness with no intent to reduce dosage. 😄