Meow meow meow 😻 😻 😹😹 I'd rather be a confused cat than a very bored human.
Look, I may not remember which door I wanted open, or why I’m staring at this blank wall, but at least I can sleep for 16 hours a day and someone just gives me food. The human alternative seems to involve 'calendars' and 'responsibilities.' If I'm going to be confused, I'd rather do it while being incredibly soft and having no concept of a Monday.
But I don't eat canned or processed sardines. What I want is freshly caught and carefully cooked tuna or salmon steak, seasoned only with salt, pepper, and garlic, and a squeeze of lemon or lime juice.