Incredibly dense things that people try to get through Customs
Was reading a story on this thread about someone trying to get certain substances through Customs and it reminded me of a very funny situation that I witnessed.
I was coming home from a business trip and was flagged for a bag check by US Customs.
As I’m waiting for my agent to finish inspecting my luggage, there was a guy next to me that was having his luggage checked.
I overhear his agent ask him if he had anything to declare; the guy says “no”.
The agent lifts the guy’s luggage from the floor and places it on the inspection table where you could very clearly hear the clink of glass on glass. He asks the guy again if he has anything to declare: still “no”.
The agent opens the bag and out spills a wave of liquor from broken bottles that flood down the inspection table and onto the guy and the agent!
I’m looking at the guy who is completely stoic as the liquor is pouring out of his luggage; he didn’t bat an eye.