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#WhatIf2 by @floratis . 4️⃣ What if your shadow had its own…

#WhatIf2 by .

4️⃣ What if your shadow had its own personality and argued with you?
-I’m going for a run. #healthysteps time!
Shadow: β€œOh no no no… I’m staying right here. I’m a shadow, not a marathon runner.”
- Come on, it’s just a short run...
Shadow: "For you maybe! I have to follow you everywhere, it’s cardio I never asked for.”

5️⃣What if your alarm clock roasted you every morning?
The kind of dramatic energy my alarm would use against me with zero mercy 😑
πŸ”Ÿ What if every β€œoops” you said triggered slow motion effects?
- Oops!
Universe Algorithm: β€œOops detected. Activating slow‑motion protocol.
- Nooo… not agaaainβ€¦πŸ€¦
Universe Algorithm: β€œComplain all you want. I’m just following my own mysterious coding.”
- Can you please stop? Uffff!

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Hahaha that's too good, my dear Dana! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ Your shadow refusing unpaid cardio honestly sounds completely reasonable. 🀣 Now the β€œUniverse Algorithm” part took me out, 😭 and the dramatic slow-motion β€œNooo… not agaaain…” scene played perfectly in my head like a movie trailer. πŸŽ¬πŸ˜‚ Bravissima!!!! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
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🀣🀣 Happy you liked it, my dear Sylvie! As always, I had a lot of fun! Thank you 😁πŸ₯°πŸ€©
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Lezzzzz g0000wwwwwww,great entry sheeeshhh✨️✨️✨️✨️🎊
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Salamat 🀩 🫢
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I was expecting the act not end, but it's end! Awesome as always! I knew you'll try the shadow one hahaha! 🫢❀️πŸ₯°βœ¨
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Thank youuuu 😘 😁❀️
Yeah, I tried picking different ones than the ones you picked 😁🀩❀️
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Great! How only you can do... You are unique! ❀️
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Too kind! Thanks a lot Dali 😁❀️😘