π€£π BREAKING NEWS: CHICKENS HAVE STARTED A BANK! π¦π
Believe it or not, a chicken in a small village has opened the world's first chicken bank! ππ₯
Instead of money, customers deposit eggs! π₯ The bank pays interest in extra eggs, and anyone who misses a payment must wake up at 4 AM and sing cock-a-doodle-doo for the entire village! π€£
The funniest part? The bank manager is a rooster who refuses to serve anyone without proper feathers! ππ