Once, I saw 2 spiders in my shower. This was the ultimate offense. So, I captured them with tweezers, and then glued them to the table. I made them face each other. I then slowly dripped hot water on one of the spiders wall the other watched. After 4 drops, I ripped the legs of the hot water spider. I then finished the job with a sowing needle. Then, I mutilated the other spider, fed the limbs to my birds, and then released the spider into my bird cage to see how long he could survive. #comedy source