Good morning and happy Wednesday, my dear friends! ☀️🐦
Here’s a little silly convo I overheard this morning, turns out birds have reasons for everything.
Canary: ( chirp chirp) I sing because the sunrise gave me a playlist and I can’t stop hitting repeat. 🎶
Sparrow: No, I sing to warm up my vocal cords for bird-karaoke night. Last week I nailed, Tweet Dreams.🎤
Pigeon (rolling its eyes) : You two are dramatic. I sing because people keep feeding me breadcrumbs and I need to sound grateful. 🍞😏
Parrot (loudly) : Polly wants a mic! Polly wants a mic! Also, did you hear about, ”repeats the neighbor’s password perfectly?'' 🦜🔊
Canary: Why does the parrot talk so much?
Sparrow: Because it has 99 problems and repeating them solves none, but it’s great at gossip. 🤫😂
Parrot: I TALK because I’m training to be a stand-up comic. Joke 1: Why did the bird bring a ladder? To reach the tweet spot! 🪜🪶
Pigeon: And why do birds sing?
All together: Because the world isn’t ready for our dance moves yet. 💃🐤✨
May your day be as bright as a canary’s chorus and as delightfully ridiculous as a parrot’s punchline. Have a chirpy Wednesday, dear friends! 😄🌺