LPT: Save on rent by alternating lives with your…
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LPT: Save on rent by alternating lives with your night-shift counterpart
You’re paying premium rent for a home you barely haunt. Make it make sense!
Locate a human on the exact opposite shift and begin a seamless existence swap. (If you're lucky, you could find someone who works in your own sweat shop) With enough coordination, you’ll never cross paths as you alternate occupancy like a well-run timeshare.
Catch - be sure to not move in with someone who uses single ply tissues. Keep those heathens miles away!
Also, avoid Ben from HR, cos those bedsheets are how you get crabs!
#fun
You’re paying premium rent for a home you barely haunt. Make it make sense!
Locate a human on the exact opposite shift and begin a seamless existence swap. (If you're lucky, you could find someone who works in your own sweat shop) With enough coordination, you’ll never cross paths as you alternate occupancy like a well-run timeshare.
Catch - be sure to not move in with someone who uses single ply tissues. Keep those heathens miles away!
Also, avoid Ben from HR, cos those bedsheets are how you get crabs!
#fun
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