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Some Chuck Norris Facts...
Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Whenever Chuck Norris leaves a room the Foo Fighters' "My Hero" starts to play out of nowhere.
Whenever Chuck Norris peels onions, the onions always cry.
Chuck Norris can pull a wheelie when riding a unicycle.
Chuck Norris was born with two umbilical cords, one red and one blue. The bomb squad cut the wrong cord.
taken from Chuck Norris Jokes https://www.keeplaughingforever.com/chuck-norris-jokes
Chuck Norris eats his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns and dragons.
Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Whenever Chuck Norris leaves a room the Foo Fighters' "My Hero" starts to play out of nowhere.
Whenever Chuck Norris peels onions, the onions always cry.
Chuck Norris can pull a wheelie when riding a unicycle.
Chuck Norris was born with two umbilical cords, one red and one blue. The bomb squad cut the wrong cord.
taken from Chuck Norris Jokes https://www.keeplaughingforever.com/chuck-norris-jokes
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