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#UselesslyUseful @itsregz14 g/studio The Upgrade (Gen Z /…

#UselesslyUseful

The Upgrade (Gen Z / Lazy / Chaotic Edition),

Smart Auto-Cutting Scissors , scissors that refuse to cut anything unless i say β€œplease” and β€œthank you.”
But if I am too lazy to talk, they come with AI mood detection. If the scissors sense I am tired, they automatically cut the paper for me and then post a dramatic story about it like,
"Just cut toxic paper out of my life.

Bonus Chaotic Feature,
If i try to cut something at 3 AM, the scissors send a notification to my friends,
" Amjad is making questionable life decisions again."

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What intelligent scissors 😁
Thanks much broπŸ‘
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Thanks πŸ™