SLPT: Don’t do crimes around your dog because they might be an undercover K9.
My buddy just got busted for the wacky tobaccy by his German shepherd, Rufus. Turns out Rufus was not the bestest boy. Naw bro, Rufus was the fucking Heat! Old doggo was working for the Jakes since he was a puppy. You gotta be careful of these pit bulls too. They’ll set you up. #fun source