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#WhatIf and tag @florati 1️⃣ What if every time you tried to…

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1️⃣ What if every time you tried to be serious, clown music started playing in the background? 🤡
Answer: “Today, I will be serious… I must stay focused… wait! Not the clown music again! Why is it always following me?!”
2️⃣ What if your stomach growled, but it shouted full sentences like “FEED ME PIZZA NOW”? 🍕
Answer: “Oh no, my stomach is talking! ‘FEED ME PIZZA NOW!’ Okay, okay, I’m coming, don’t shout at me like that!”
3️⃣ What if every time you lied, a giant duck appeared and judged you silently? 🦆
Answer: “I didn’t eat the cookie… uh-oh… the duck is staring! It knows everything, I can’t hide from it!”
4️⃣ What if your laugh activated disco lights and dramatic dance music wherever you are? 🕺
Answer: “Hahaha! Wait, what’s happening? Oh no, the lights… the music… I’m dancing whether I want to or not!”
5️⃣ What if your inner thoughts played out loud on a speaker above your head? 🔊
Answer: “Oh no! Everyone can hear me thinking! ‘Did I leave the stove on? Do I look weird?’ Stop it, brain, stop it!”
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$0 earned7mo ago
Nice entry sis👍
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Thank you 💕
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$0 earned7mo ago
Beautiful choice of what if. Please be cautious when writing usernames! You didn't write mine as it should be and the result is that I have received no notifications about it. Be careful next time.
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$0 earned7mo ago
i accidentally forgot to put an "S" at the end of your name.
Sorry 😔
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$0 earned7mo ago
Nice entry 💐🤩
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Thank you 😊