Good morning, my fabulous friends! ☀️✨ New week, almost end of the month, and today is International Day of Zero Waste 😄♻️
Me (7:00 am): New week, new me. ZERO waste. I’m basically an eco-warrior now. 🌿💪
Me (7:06 am): throws away something immediately, that was a warm-up.
Banana peel: So where am I going? Compost? Trash? Vacation? 🍌
Me: Depends, how cooperative are you feeling today?
Reusable bag (from inside another reusable bag): Oh look who’s saving the planet, WITHOUT ME. 🤨
Me (at checkout): I like to keep my options open. 😌 I’ll just buy another reusable bag. For the collection. 🛍️😅
Fridge: Eat your leftovers.
Me: I will.
Fridge: You said that when dinosaurs were still around.
Trash bin: You again? You’ve been opening me a lot for someone celebrating ZERO waste. 👀
Me: Mind your business. This is a “low waste-ish” lifestyle. 😂
Planet Earth: Just do a little better today! 🌍💚
Me: Fine. I’ll start small before you block me. 😭 I’ll reuse my coffee cup, at least until lunchtime. ☕😜
👉 YOUR TURN: Do ONE thing today!
Bring the reusable bag (yes, THAT one, you left in your car), skip one single-use item today, finish the “mystery leftovers,” or refuse that extra plastic like the eco boss you are. 😎♻️
Let’s see who survives a whole day without betraying the planet, I’m already on thin ice. 😂✨