Hire me before I become a villain. Skills? Yes

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Hire me before I become a villain.

Skills? Yes.

Experience? Enough.

Money? No.

Stability? Also no.

I learn fast, work hard, and won’t “circle back” unless needed.

Got rejected so many times even emails feel personal now.

Please hire me before I:

• start a podcast

• move to the mountains

• become successful out of pure spite

DMs open. Sanity closing soon.
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Hire me before I become a villain. Skills? Yes…

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