I opened my locker and everything was gone. My small bag , my towel, even my smelly , unwashed gym clothes. I found this note in my locker
"Dear Owner,
Your gym clothes have been arrested for excessive bad smell. Your towel confessed, your socks pleaded guilty, and your T-shirt is currently being questioned by authorities.
You may collect them after paying a fine of one air freshener and three bars of soap."
I rushed to the front desk and found my belongings locked inside a glass case with a giant sign:
🚨WARNING: DO NOT OPEN WITHOUT A GAS MASK 🚨
Everyone nearby was holding their noses, and one guy asked, "Are those really yours?"