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#storytime #gymedition @erestu and g/studio I opened my…

#storytime #gymedition

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I opened my locker and everything was gone. My small bag , my towel, even my smelly , unwashed gym clothes.
I found this note in my locker

"Dear Owner,

Your gym clothes have been arrested for excessive bad smell. Your towel confessed, your socks pleaded guilty, and your T-shirt is currently being questioned by authorities.

You may collect them after paying a fine of one air freshener and three bars of soap."

I rushed to the front desk and found my belongings locked inside a glass case with a giant sign:

🚨WARNING: DO NOT OPEN WITHOUT A GAS MASK 🚨

Everyone nearby was holding their noses, and one guy asked, "Are those really yours?"
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Nice story
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Thank you
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Thank you
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Hahaha... Gas masks are out of stock 🤣
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