Good morning and happy Thursday, my fabulous friends! βοΈπ₯°
Apparently, itβs World Mosquito Day today, so naturally, I had a little chat with one. ππ¦
Me: Excuse me, why are you following me? π€¨
Mosquito: Iβm not following you. Iβm dining with you. ππ½οΈ
Me: Dining?! I did not invite you!
Mosquito: Oh, but youβre on my reservation list. π
Me: How did you even find me?!
Mosquito: Please, I have GPS. It stands for Great People Sniffer . π
Me: Well, you can sniff somewhere else!
Mosquito: But you smell delicious. π₯°
Me: That is NOT a compliment when it comes from a mosquito! ππ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZβ¦ π¦
Me: Donβt you dare land on me! π³
Mosquito: Relax, Iβm just looking.
Me: Thatβs what you said last time, and I woke up looking like I had chickenpox! π©
Mosquito: Artistic decoration! β¨
Me: Iβm getting the mosquito spray!
Mosquito: π± WAIT! Can we talk about this?!
Me: Sure, from the other side of the spray can! πππ
So today, letβs take a moment to appreciate mosquitoes, from a very, VERY safe distance! π€£π¦
Have a fabulous Thursday, my friends! May your coffee be strong, your mood be happy, and your skin remain completely mosquito-bite-free! πββ€οΈ