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Good morning and happy Thursday, my fabulous friends! β˜€οΈπŸ₯°β€¦

Good morning and happy Thursday, my fabulous friends! β˜€οΈπŸ₯°

Apparently, it’s World Mosquito Day today, so naturally, I had a little chat with one. πŸ˜‚πŸ¦Ÿ

Me: Excuse me, why are you following me? 🀨
Mosquito: I’m not following you. I’m dining with you. 😌🍽️
Me: Dining?! I did not invite you!
Mosquito: Oh, but you’re on my reservation list. 😏

Me: How did you even find me?!
Mosquito: Please, I have GPS. It stands for Great People Sniffer . πŸ˜‚
Me: Well, you can sniff somewhere else!
Mosquito: But you smell delicious. πŸ₯°
Me: That is NOT a compliment when it comes from a mosquito! πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ… 🦟

Me: Don’t you dare land on me! 😳
Mosquito: Relax, I’m just looking.
Me: That’s what you said last time, and I woke up looking like I had chickenpox! 😩
Mosquito: Artistic decoration! ✨

Me: I’m getting the mosquito spray!
Mosquito: 😱 WAIT! Can we talk about this?!
Me: Sure, from the other side of the spray can! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So today, let’s take a moment to appreciate mosquitoes, from a very, VERY safe distance! 🀣🦟

Have a fabulous Thursday, my friends! May your coffee be strong, your mood be happy, and your skin remain completely mosquito-bite-free! πŸ˜‚β˜•β€οΈ
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Good evening ✨
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Good evening and good night! πŸŒ™πŸ’€
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Have a fantastic day! ❀️
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Thank you! May your day be fantastic as well! ❀️
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Happy Mosquito day! πŸ¦ŸπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Happy Mosquito day to you as well! πŸ¦ŸπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Stay far away from them.
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Good morning Sylvie...can't think of anyone who loves mosquitosπŸ¦ŸπŸ¦ŸπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Wishing you a bite-free Thursday too❀️
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Good morning, Philida! πŸ˜‚πŸ¦Ÿ I don’t think anyone has ever put β€œloving mosquitoes” on their wish list! 🀣 Wishing you a happy, peaceful and definitely bite-free Thursday too! ❀️🌸
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Ahahahah these rude little vampires… I can’t stand them.😠
Happy Mosquito Day, celebrated by spraying anti mosquito everywhere πŸ˜…πŸ˜πŸ€­ ✨
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Hahaha, rude little vampires is exactly right! πŸ˜‚πŸ¦Ÿ
Happy Mosquito Day,may the spray be strong and the mosquitoes stay far away! πŸ˜…πŸ€£βœ¨β€οΈ
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Bite-free Thursday to you too dearπŸ˜‚, these days mosquito bothering me too, spray and smoke allergic so can't use them but use mosquito net every night but day time need to bear this! wish you endless blessings! πŸ€—βœ¨πŸ˜‡πŸ₯°πŸ¦‹βœ¨πŸŒΉ
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Oh dear, those little mosquitoes really are determined! πŸ˜‚πŸ¦Ÿ At least the mosquito net gives you some peace at night. Wishing you a bite-free day and endless blessings too, dear! πŸ€—βœ¨πŸŒΉπŸ¦‹β€οΈ